I was working in the kitchen late one night,
Sorting my hot sauces, oh what a sight.
When my wife walked in with a skeptical glance,
Said, “More Maritime Madness? There isn’t a chance!”
It’s the hot sauce mash, it’s a spooky splash,
It’s the hot sauce mash, just a flavorful bash!
It’s the hot sauce mash, I insist it’s a treat,
You’ll love these flavours, they can’t be beat!
Sour Key’s dancing, saying “it’s a boo-tiful spice,”
Fuzzy Peach giggles, “it’s a heat that’s so nice!”
Watermelon’s strutting, “I’m hotter than steam,”
While Sour Cherry winks, “Let’s spice up this dream!”
It’s the hot sauce mash, it’s a spooky splash,
It’s the hot sauce mash, just a flavorful bash!
It’s the hot sauce mash, I insist it’s a treat,
You’ll love these flavours, they can’t be beat!
But my wife said, “Honey, you better take care,
Or in the closet tonight, you’ll be sleeping there!”
I laughed and I said, “No tricks, just a thrill,
This Halloween feast will give you a chill!”
It’s the hot sauce mash, it’s a spooky splash,
It’s the hot sauce mash, just a flavorful bash!
It’s the hot sauce mash, I insist it’s a treat,
Join in the fun, let’s all take a seat!
Now we’re cooking up magic, with flavors galore,
This Halloween party? You’ll keep wanting more!
With Maritime Madness, we’ve got the best stash
So grab your favourite sauce, and let’s make a splash!
It’s the hot sauce mash, come and join the fun,
In our spooky kitchen, the night’s just begun!
Maritime Madness, where flavors unite,
This Halloween feast will be pure delight!
Tips are appreciated!
:)
Bought because i saw the ads over and over again on Facebook. The Firecandy Cherry is great on swedish style meatballs. The Bonnet Pepper sauce goes well on anything as well as the mustard pickle. And the sandwich sauce Mustard Pickle has replaced my regular mustard pickle sauce. Also the Everything seasoning works well on pretty much anything. Was also happy that this is a real maritime product. Thanks for the sauce and i will order again.
Thank you for taking the time to leave a review Steven! We are thrilled to hear that you enjoyed our Maritime product, your support is appreciated and we look forward to fullfilling your next order!
The new candy flavors are incredible! The fuzzy peach definitely the favorite in our house now. Great idea that worked out to great flavors. Well done as always.
Thank you for your glowing review Chris! We are delighted to hear that you are enjoying our new candy flavors, especially the fuzzy peach variety. Your satisfaction is important to us and thank you for your continued support!
I have made several purchases over the years Each time, the order was filled and shipped promptly. (No back orders). The sauces themselves are excellent and enjoyed by family and friends that visit and try them Great products and will continue to buy them
Thank you Ken, we appriciate you and your great review!
Wow. Impressed is an understatement. Whew this sauce is sooooo yummy! We have used it daily since receiving it. We love to use it on apple slices! Even my 6 yr old daughter enjoys it— so it’s not super spicy, but has just the right kick to make your sweet treats a little more *interesting* !
It literally tastes like watermelon candy but with spice! So yummy
Glad your family is enjoying this yummy limited edition Sour Watermelon hot sauce and thank you for your review!
I ordered the Everything seasoning and I used it on my turkey 👌, dry rubbed 3 racks of ribs. Mmm they turned out delicious. I will be trying out more items. Thank you so much
Thank you for your awesome review Jessica! Happy to hear that you loved our Everything seasoning and that it made your turkey and ribs taste delicious, we look forward to serving up your next order, happy spicing!
This is our favourite spice !!
Thank you Carol, glad to hear it, hope it adds a delicious kick to all your meals!!
Lots of spice, tons of flavour! Both the mustard and pickle flavours come through, and this sauce packs a punch. Definitely one of my new favourite hot sauces!
Amazing!!
Thank you for your review Ankur! Glad to hear that you are enjoying our limited edition Sour Key 5¢ Candy Hot Sauce.
Awesome sweet and sour sauce but the 1 pepper rating is bang on. I got no heat out of it. Perfect for like a chicken finger dipping sauce!
Thank you Ron!
Added to my latest batch of brownies and it was the perfect amount of heat!
Awesome K.M., great idea, thank you for your review!
Bought as a gift for a big hot sauce connoisseur and a huge lover of bacon; this will be a hit! Package arrived in good condition, can't wait to give!
I have yet to find a sauce from Maritime that I did not like keepo it up folks
Thank you Mark, your support is appreciated!
Very enjoyable been adding to to my burgers and egg McMuffin who doesn’t like bacon flavored hot sauce
Thanks for leaving a review Ricky, glad to hear that you're enjoying the bacon flavour in our hot sauce, sound delicious!
Like magic in a bottle, this tastes exactly like the candy (all four of the 5 cent candy ones do) with just enough heat to make them pop. Bought out of curiousity, and will definitely need to reorder soon.
We just tried this with shrimp. Flavour was outstanding!
Thank you Ann, sounds great, glad it's a go-to for you!
A gift for my brother in law! Hope he invites me for a bbq!
Thanks Trudy, prefect idea!
Purchase and delivery went very well. My purchases are Christmas gifts.
Thank you Susan, awesome to hear that, great gift idea!
This is our third order in 2months, we can’t get enough and want to work down the list. We have favourites and the candied curry is one of them. It’s amazing how the sauces bend to suit whatever meat you use. Magical!
Awesome Andrea, its great to have goals to work on, thank you for your support.
I've ordered many different sauces from MM…but no matter how many I have in the fridge, the Mustard Pickle Hot Sauce always empties first! I don't think I make a single sandwich or hot dog without it!
Thank you Gabe, there's some Maritime Madness team members who share your thoughts and love for the Mustard Pickle Hot Sauce, it's good on so many dishes! Your support is greatly appreciated.
