Psssst….it’s me again.
My name’s Steve, and I’m a sauce-a-holic.
We recently had some friends over, and we got talking about my sauce addiction, and of course, like any other addict – there was some denial.
My wife disappeared for a few moments, and came back and said 47.
I wasn’t sure how to take that, so I instinctively said “I don’t think so, I don’t look a day over 46”.
Apparently that was my Maritime Madness hot sauce count.
I laughed and she gave me a look like I should still be sleeping in the closet as per my last order.
So off to the closet I went that night, feeling like Harry Potter with My Goblet of Fire (Candy) until the door rang today.
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