Is it bad to do a Go Fund Me for Maritime Madness?
Have you ever had something SO good, if you put it on top of your head- your tongue would beat through just to get to it?
How many of these jugs does it take to fill an average jacuzzi? Asking for a friend.
Party at my place. I mean. His place.
What’s with all the QUESTIONS?
It’s what you do when you’re banished to the closet with your hoard of 55 of your closest friends, and by ‘closest friends’, I mean the delicious-y (is that a word?) love of Maritime Madness.
If you can’t tell by now, my ‘Fan Size’ Garlic Goodness has arrived, and it’s just in time for Christmas.
In the spirit of the Holidays, my wife has allowed me to come out for mealtimes now, instead of slipping pancakes under the door. Did you know that Candied Blueberry goes really well on these things?
Annnnnnnnyyyyyyyhoooo. Back to the Garlic Goodness. Who needs 2 litres you ask? Well. I do.
As a fully diagnosed Sauce-A-Holic (it’s real, look it up) I found this was the best way to get what I needed into the house without the wife seeing multiple boxes.
Hot Tip (see what I did there?) if you slip the delivery driver a $20, they will hide it outside in a pre-determined location to help avoid marital confrontation!